Strings Attached

Ch2 ACT/FIGHT ROUTE Ch2 WEIRD ROUTE Ch3 CAMEOS

ALLEYWAY ENCOUNTER

PRE-BATTLE CUTSCENE * HEY              EVERY            !! IT'S ME!! * EV3RY    BUDDY    'S FAVORITE   [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] * SPAMT * SPAMTON G.  SPAMTON!! * WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A... * LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!! * LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] * ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE? * SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]?? * LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? * WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!! * IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]] * THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]] * WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE * WHEN YOU CAN BE A * [[BIG SHOT!!!]] * [[BIG SHOT!!!!]] * [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]] * THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! * AND I HAVE JUST. * THE THING. * YOU NEED. * THAT'S * [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. * YOU WANT IT. * YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU. * WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! * ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME. * YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]. * YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU? * YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] * WHY DON'T YOU * [[Show it off?]] * HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!! BATTLE FLAVOR TEXT ENCOUNTER * DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT? 🖤[CHECK] * He wants to make a DEAL, but don't give him your MONEY! 🖤[GIVE MONEY] * (You felt your KROMER being absorbed...) (Wrong choice...?) TURN 1 * THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A NICE [Splurge] EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE TURN 2 * There's nothing wrong. There's NOTHING WRONG. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG. SUBSEQUENT TURNS * Great ENEMY! SUSCRIBE NOW! * Spamton mutters "1997." * Smells like KROMER. * CONGRULATIONS YOU ARE THE 100th VISITOR!!! CLICK HERE TO [Die] * Spamton flashes an award-losing smile. SIGNALING EACH ATTACK * ENL4RGE Yourself * TRANSMIT KROMER * MEET LOCAL SINGLES STRAIGHT FROM [My] * Get Big and WIN [W1ld Pr1zes!] * [Press F1 For] HELP * HELP ❤️[DEAL] x1 * HEY HEY HEY! I'VE NEVER SEEN A [HeartShapedObject] LIKE THAT BEFORE!! * MY EYES ARE [[Burning]] LIKE [[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce!]] * I HAVE A VERY SPECIL [Deal] FOR YOU KID! SUBSEQUENT READS * KID!!! IN BUSINESS YOU NEED TO SAY YOU'RE INTERESTED!!! 🖤[NOT INTERESTED] * WRONG ANSWER!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! TRY AGAIN!!! ❤️[TELL ME MORE] * THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU LITTLE [Slime]! * DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR [[Ant-sized]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!! ❤️[DEAL] x2 * BELIEVE IT OR                        !! * I USED TO be A BIG SHOT. THE BIGGEST!!! BUT NOW... * I NEED A LITTLE [[Genorisity]] SUBSEQUENT READS * YUM YUM I NEED A LITTLE MORE [Genorisity] 🖤[GIVE MONEY] * YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER. DID YOU HAVE AN YMORE? ❤️[DON'T GIVE] * THAT'S RIGHT AND I DON'T MEAN [Money]!!! * I'M A SALESMAN       , I WAS NEVER IN IT FOR THE MONEY!!! ❤️[DEAL] x3 * I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR * THE [Freedom]. * TO MAKE YOUR OWN [Deals] TO CALL YOUR OWN [Shots] * AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE * [Hyperlink Blocked] * SOUNDS GOOD. DOESN;T IT?KID? * DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON???? * TAKE THE DE4L. SUBSEQUENT READS * TAKE THE DEAL YOU LITTLE [Sponge] 🖤[DON'T TAKE THE DEAL] * DEAL OR NO DEAL, THAT'S THE TV SHOW * WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL * GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!! ❤️[TAKE DEAL] * NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING AB04T! YOU GOT [Guts] KID!! * THAT's [[Discomfort And Abdominal Pain]] IN MY [[Guts]]!! ❤️[DEAL] x4 * DONT WORRY KID I WILL GIVE YOU [Deal Insurance] * ONLY FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 1000 KROMER. * AN AWESOME PRICE.! AN ABSOLUTELY [[Terrifying]] PRICE * PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!! SUBSEQUENT READS * YUM YUM DID YOU WANT SOME MORE INSURANCE? 🖤[BUY INSURANCE] * YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER. * DID YOU HAVE AN YMORE? ❤️[DON'T BUY] * WHAT!? YOU DOn'T HAVE ENOUGH [Wacky Stacks]!? * Kid, you're [Killing] me! HAHAHA!! HAHAHA!!! * PLEASE STOP [Killing] ME I WILL GIVE Y OU ANOTHER DEAL. ❤️[DEAL] x5 * DON'T WORRY KIDS I'M AN [HonestMan] * I JUST NEED YOUR [Account Details] AND THE [Number on theB4ck]! * THEN YOU CAN ENJ0Y 1000 Fr3e KROmer SUBSEQUENT READS * YUM YUM DID YOU HAVE ANY MORE ACCOUNTS? 🖤[GIVE ACCOUNT ACCESS] * YUM YUM GREAT DEAL KID!! * YOUR A BIGSHOT!! SAVING THE WORLD!! ❤️[REFUSE] * WHAT!?!? YOU DON"T NEED IT!?!? * THAT'S A REAL BIGSHOT MOVE KID!!! YOU'RE LIKE ME... * [Desperate] * BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, DON'T WE!? * W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL... * [Hyperlink Blocked]. * WILL YOU TAKE THE FINAL DEAL!? * REMEMBER... THIS IS UP TO YOU! I WOn'T FORCE YOU. FINAL DEAL 🖤[NO DEAL] * WRONG ❤️[YES DEAL] * THEN A DEAL'S A DEAL!!! * PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU KID!!! BATTLE END SPARE * NOW ON TO THE NEXT STEP... * I'LL BE WAITING AT MY [[Home-made Storefront Site]] * IN THE [[Trash Area Closed For Repairs.]] * COME... ALONE. * AND DON'T... FORGET! * TO [[Like And Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]] * HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!! KILL * HEY!!! DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THE PHRASE, [Make Money, Not War]! * HOW'S AN INNOCENT GUY LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off] * WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating People Up], * [Spitting] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face], * [Stomping] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [Noses], * AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!? ACT/FIGHT ROUTE * YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE ALL THAT EARLIER! * AND BEEN THE FIRST TO OWN MY [Commemorative Ring] ABORTED WEIRD (SNOWGRAVE) ROUTE & ThornRing NOT EQUIPPED ON NOELLE * IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BEAT ME UP, * JUST BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT MY [Commemorative Ring]! * AT LEAST BUY [2]! * TOO BAD! SEE YOU KID!

SHOP

ENTRANCE * HEY EVERY       ! * IT'S ME, SPAMTON G.  SPAMTON! NAVIGATING MENUS * HURRY UP AND BUY! 🖤[BUY] & [BUYMORE!!!] FLAVOR TEXT WHILE PURCHASING * DEALS SO GOOD I'LL [$!$$] MYSELF! PURCHASE * TRANSMIT X KROMER? * DELICIOUS KROMER NOT ENOUGH D$ * MONEY NO INVENTORY FULL * [Storing up for the winter!] INVENTORY & STORAGE FULL * YOU HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY REFUSE BUY * WHAT!? YOU WERE SO CLOSE! 🖤[TALKING] FLAVOR TEXT * LET'S MAKE A DEAL. ❤️[OUR DEAL] INITIAL * KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]! * AFTER ALL, YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]! EAHAHAHAHAA!! * BUT HOW? HOW CAN YOU BE? * LISTEN. IN THE [Deep Abyss] OF QUEEN'S [Mansion] * [[A Great Deal]] IS WAITING For [[A LimiTed Time Only!]] A HEAVEN-PIERCING [[Workout-Ready Body]] * [[Designed BY The Classics You've Come To Expect! (C)1997]] * KRIS THAT [Little Nipper] IS OUR [One-way Ticket] TO MAKE YOU [Big]. MAKE ME [Big]. * BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TAKING [ A Ride around Town on Our Specil Cungadero] * VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked]. * BUT KRIS DON'T [Breathe] YET!! THE WAY IS LOCKED BY [High Quality Encryption]!!! * YOU WILL NEVER GET INSIDE. * WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!. * AS A [Commemorative Ring] I WILL LET YOU BUY [KeyGen] FROM ME AT [The Low Low Price Of] * WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT'S SUCH A STEAL, I'M [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!! * TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!! IT'S THAT GOOD!!! * [BUY] THE KEYGEN FROM ME, UNLOCK THE BASEMENT, AND GET THAT EmptyDisk!!! SUBSEQUENT READS * KRIS!! BUY [KeyGen] FROM ME AND GO TO QUEEN'S MANSION'S [Luxurious Basement Apartment]!! * WHAT!? GO MYSELF!? KRIS!!!!! NO!!!!! THE MEN INSIDE WOULD THE MEN INSIDE WOULD AFTER BUYING KeyGen * KEYGEN 🖤[ABOUT YOU] * I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY! * [[Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation? You too can]] HAVE A [[Communion]] WITH [[Unintelligble Laughter]] * SOON I'LL EVEN SURPASS THAT DAMNED [[Clown Around Town!]] * BUT UNLIKE HIM I'M GONNA [[Shoot For the Sky!]] AND GET ON THE PATH TO ... * [[The Big One]] * I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. * [[Hyperlink blocked.]] 🖤[KNIGHT] * SPEAKING OF [[Communion]] * KRIS, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE KNIGHT... * No, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to -- * TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL 🖤[FRIENDS] * ME? ... FRIENDS? * EAHAEHAEHAEHAEH!!! KRIS! YOU AND ME. ARE ALREADY [Friend Request Accepted] * WE DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE!!! WE DON'T NEED [[Easels]] or [[CRTs]]! * WE DON'T NEED ANY [[Man, Woman, or Child]] [[At Half Price]]!! * WE DON'T NEED [[MIKE]]!!! * ... ... Mike... * KRIS!!! DON'T BELIEVE [[Anything You See On TV!]] THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!! 🖤[FEAR] INITIAL * WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF??? ACCORDING TO [[Encyclopedia of]] [[Being Afraid]] * THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT * ... * ... can anyone hear me? Help... * HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!! * ... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU. SUBSEQUENT READS * ... ❤️[GIVE DISK] * KRIS!!! YOU DID IT!! YOU [[Funky]] LITTLE [[Worm]]! YOU BROUGHT ME THE DISK!! * HOCHI MAMA!!!! I CAN FEEL THAT [Smooth Taste] ALREADY!! * ... NOW KRIS. DON'T BE GREEDY. HAND OVER. THE DISK. * THEN WE WILL TRANSFER. * MY [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. * THEN. KRIS. AFTER. THIS IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT. * GO BACK. AND PUT. THE DISK. BACK. WHERE YOU GOT IT. * DO THAT... AND YOU HAVE MY [Specil Guaranttee] I WILL [[Pass My Savings Onto You!]] * EVERY [Big], EVERY [Shot], EVERY [Hyperlink Blocked], ALL YOURS, KRIS. * SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? BIG SHOT... * [[Warning! If you consent to the terms and agreements,]] * [[OUR STORE is PERMANENTLY Closing Down!!]] 🖤[DO NOT] * TURNING DOWN A BELOVED [[Stranger]]... THAT'S NOT VERY [[Big Shot]] OF YOU, KRIS. ❤️[TRANSFER] * FINALLY!!! I KNEW YOU WOULD [[Request Accepted]] * KRIS!!! HERE I GO!!! BEGIN THE [[Transfer]] 🖤ESCAPE WITHOUT BUYING KenGen * DON'T FORGET TO [Like and Subscribe] FOR MORE [Hyperlink Blocked]! AFTER BUYING KeyGen * MANSION... BASEMENT! FIND IT!! IF THE EmptyDisk IS IN INVENTORY * YOU'RE LEAVING!? WHAT ABOUT MY DISK!?!?

SPAMTON NEO

PRE-BATTLE CUTSCENE * HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ... * HERE I AM!! KRIS!! * BIG * BIG, * [[BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER]] * HA HA HA ... THIS POWER IS * FREEDOM. * I WON'T HAVE TO BE JUST A PUPPET ANY MORE!!!! * ... * OR... so... I... thought. * WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS!? * WHY AM I NOT [BIG] ENOUGH!? * It's still DARK... SO DARK! * KRIS. * KRIS. KRIS. KRIS. * THAT'S RIGHT. YOU. I NEED YOU. * TO BE BIG. WITH ME. * VERY      VERY      BIG * SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE DARK * STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO * H E A V E N * I JUST NEED THAT LITTLE, * [[SOUL]] Y O U HAVE * KRIS!!! YOU HAVE [Friends]!? * WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM ABOUT MY [3 for One Specil]! * TODAY, THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN TAKE A LITTLE [Ride Around Town]... * [Attention Customers! Clean up on Aisle 3!] * SOMEONE LEFT [There] SOULS, [Lyeing Around......] * Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG SHOT] JUST NOW!? * WOW!!! I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD [Killed] YOU! * [Heaven], are you WATCHING? * IT'S TIME TO MAKE A VERY [Specil] DEAL... BATTLE FLAVOR TEXT ENCOUNTER * It's time to be a BIG SHOT! 🖤[Check] x1 * YOU WON'T FIND HIGHER ATTACK AND DEFENSE ANYWHERE ELSE!!! THE SMOOTH TASTE OF NEO "WAKE UP AND TASTE THE PAIN". 🖤[Check] x2+ * He is his own worst invention. SUBSEQUENT TURNS * Hold and release [Z] to fire a BIG SHOT! * Spamton turns to the audience and laughs. * Spamton appeals to the audience with a festive jig! * Spamton begs to the audience, Spamton prays to the audience. * There is no audience. * The stage lights are shattered. * The air crackles with freedom. * It pulls the strings and makes them ring. * Spamton begs the audience to stop taking the furniture out of his room. * Smells like rotten glass. * Spamton feels the sweet breeze as he takes a ride around town. FLYING HEADS I * KRIS! ISN'T THIS [Body] JUST [Heaven]LY!? * 3X THE [Fire]POWER. 2X THE [Water]POWER. AND BEST OF ALL, FLYING [Heads]! SPAM MAIL I * WE'LL TURN THOSE [Schmoes] AND [Daves] INTO [Rosen Graves] * THOSE [Cathode Screens] INTO [Cathode Screams] CHAINED HEART I * KRIS, DON'T YOU WANNA BE [Part] OF MY BEAUTIFUL [Heart]?! * OR... DID YOU NEED A LITTLE [Specil Tour]? A CALL FOR YOU I * ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS [Big.] * THEN WE'LL BE THE ONES MAKING THE [Calls], KRIS! * WHAT!? WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS!? ... IT'S FOR YOU. GRIPPING PHONES I * IT'S CALLING, KRIS... MY [Heart]... MY [Hands]... EYES, NOSE, MOUTH I * KRIS! CAN YOU REALLY LOOK IN MY [Eyes] AND SAY NO!? * LOOK IN MY [Eyes] LOOK IN MY [Nose] LOOK IN MY [Mouth] CHAINED HEART II * I CAN'T STAND IT!!! I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE A [HeartAttack]! FLYING HEADS II * KRIS, I'LL EVEN GIVE YOU A [Free Value] * [Die Now] AND I'LL THROW IN [50] [Bullets] FOR FREE! EYES, NOSE, MOUTH * KRIS. IF YOU GIVE ME THAT [Soul] I WILL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I HAVE. * I WILL GIVE YOU [3 Easy Payments of $9.99!] GRIPPING PHONES * [Friends]!? KRIS!? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? * YOU DON'T NEED [Friends]!! * I CAN MAKE MY HANDS INTO PHONES!!! A CALL FOR YOU II * DON'T YOU WANNA HELP YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON? * KRIS!! THINK! WHAT ARE MY [Eggs] GOING TO DO!? SPAM MAIL II * BUT KRIS, IF YOU REFUSE. THAT'S YOUR CHOICE. I CAN'T FORCE YOU. * I CAN ONLY [Kill] YOU [50-percent faster than similar products] OR [No Money Back!] CHAINED HEART III * KRIS!!! TAKE THE DEAL!!! TAKE IT!!! * DO YOU WANNA BE A [Heart] ON A [Chain] YOUR WHOLE LIFE!? A CALL FOR ME * OR... DID YOU WANT TO BE... * Did you wanna be... * WHAT!? IT'S FOR ME!? POWER OF NEO * KRIS... I WON'T FORCE YOU. I CAN'T. I CAN'T FORCE YOU. * BUT JUST LOOK, KRIS. LOOK AT THE [Power of NEO] AND ASK YOURSELF... * WELL, DON'T YOU? * DON'T YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]!? SUBSEQUENT TURNS * [Clown]!? NO!!! I FEEL SICK!!! * [The Smooth Taste Of] NEO * CAN A [Little Sponge] DO THIS? GO [Ga-Ga] AND [Die] * DON'T YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]!? * [BreaKing] and [CracKing] * THE [@$@!] TASTE OF SPAMTON BATTLE END SPARE * WAIT!! [$!?!] THE PRESSES! * MY... MY [Wires]... THEY'RE ALMOST [Gone]!? * KRIS... YOU... YOU'RE [Gifting] ME MY [Freedom]?! * KRIS... AFTER EVERYTHING I DID TO YOU...!? * AFTER ALL THE [Unforgettable D3als] [Free KROMER] I GAVE YOU * YOU'RE FINALLY REPAYING MY [Genorisity]!? * KRIS!!! I UNDERSTAND NOW!! THE GREATEST DEAL OF ALL!!! * [Friendship]!!! * KRIS!!! MY DAYS AS A [Long-Nosed Doll] ARE OVER!!! * CUT THAT [Wire] AND MAKE ME A [Real Boy]!! * ARE YOU WATCHING, [Heaven]!? IT'S TIME FOR SPAMTON'S [Comeback Special]! * AND THIS TIME... I LIVE FOR MYSELF!!! * NO... MYSELF AND MY [Friend(s)]!!! * HERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!! KILL * WAIT!! [$!?!] THE PRESSES! * HAHAHA... KRIS!!! YOU THINK DEPLETING MY [8000 Life Points] * MEANS YOU'VE WON [A Free Meal] TO [Winning]?! * NO!!! NO!!! NE-O!! * KRIS!! YOUR [Deal] HAS FAILED!! [NEO] NEVER LOSES!! * THIS IS [Victory Smoke]!! IT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR MY [Second Form]! * ARE YOU READY KRIS!? FOR MY [Next Trick]! * I WILL FILL MY [Body] WITH [Electricaty] AND BECOME SPAMTON [EX]! * ARE YOU READY [Kids]!? * [Turn up the JUICE!] [Turn up the JUICE!] * [Make Sure You Don't Get It On Your Shoese!] * ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS [Mike]!? I'M FINALLY * I'M FINALLY GONNA BE A BIG SHOT!!! * HERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!! POST-BATTLE CUTSCENE * It seems after all I couldn't be anything more than a simple puppet. * But you three... You're strong. * With a power like that... * Maybe you three can break your own strings. * Let me become your strength. INVENTORY IS FULL * ... Kris...? Kris!? KRIS!?!?!? * YOU FILLED YOUR [Inventorium] WITH [Half-Pr1ce Sallamy] JUST TO KEEP ME OUT!? * WHAT! THE! [Fifty Percent Off]!? * YOU CAN CARRY LIKE 48 ITEMS!!! * [Why] DID YOU DO THIS!? WHY!? [Y]!? [Yellow]!? [Gamma]!? * NOT [Cool] KRIS! I'LL BE IN MY [Trailer]!

DUMPSTER ENCOUNTER

INITIAL * LOOKING FOR [Irresistible Deals] THAT WILL [Blow Your Mind!?] * WELL [Shut Your Mouth] BECAUSE YOU ARE [A Weakling!] * TRY A LITTLE [Friday Night Work Out]... * THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY * THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY * X LEFT. SUBSEQUENT READS WITHOUT FREEZING ALL REMAINING ENEMIES * GET STRONGER! * THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY * THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY * X LEFT. AFTER FREEZING ALL REMAINING ENEMIES * [Angel], [Angel] * ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE [Ring] of [Thorns]? 🖤[No] * THEN [[WHY]] GO TO A DUMPSTER!!! ❤️[Yes] * THat'll be 1997 KROMER. NOT ENOUGH D$ * [Money] NO INVENTORY IS FULL * LET ME CHECK YOUR [Pockets] * WOW, NICE AND SPACIOUS!! * PERFECT FOR [City Livin'] * HOW CAN YOU [Afford] THIS!?!?! * ... YET THERE'S NO ROOM FOR A [Ring] * THERE'S A [Boy], BUT THERE'S NO ROOM FOR A [Ring] 🖤[NO] * BUT IT WAS SUCH A GOOD YEAR. ❤️[Yes] * HERE'S YOUR [Ring]! CAREFUL, IT MIGHT [Sting] * EAHEAHEAH SUBSEQUENT READS * DON'T WORRY! FOR OUR [No Money Back Guaranttee] * THIS IS [One Purchase] YOU WILL [Regret] FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

SPAMTON NEO

PRE-BATTLE CUTSCENE * (It was as if your very SOUL was glowing...) * NOT!!! * LET ME SAY * LET ME SAY [Thanks ] * THANKS TO YOUR [Total Jackass stunts] I HAVE [Becomed] NEO. * AND NOW IT'S MY [Mansion]! MY [City] MY [World]! * SO WHY ARE YOU [Stealing] THE [Fountain]!? * TO [$!$!] ME OVER RIGHT AT THE [Good part]!? WHAT ARE YOU, A [Gameshow Host]!? * AH, KID, FORGET IT. I'M AN [HonestMan]. * I'LL LET YOU [Pay] YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE!! * [Pay]... * WITH YOUR [Rapidly-Shrinking] LIFE!!! BATTLE FLAVOR TEXT ENCOUNTER * It's time to be a BIG SHOT! 🖤[Check] x1 * YOU WON'T FIND HIGHER ATTACK AND DEFENSE ANYWHERE ELSE!!! THE SMOOTH TASTE OF NEO "WAKE UP AND TASTE THE PAIN". 🖤[Check] x2+ * He is his own worst invention. SUBSEQUENT TURNS * Hold and release [Z] to fire a BIG SHOT! * Spamton turns to the audience and laughs. * Spamton appeals to the audience with a festive jig! * Spamton begs to the audience, Spamton prays to the audience. * There is no audience. * The stage lights are shattered. * The air crackles with freedom. * It pulls the strings and makes them ring. * Spamton begs the audience to stop taking the furniture out of his room. * Smells like rotten glass. * Spamton feels the sweet breeze as he takes a ride around town. SPAMTON NEO BELOW 10% HP * Spamton Neo's ATTACK dropped! Spamton Neo's DEFENSE rose greatly! SUBSEQUENT TURNS * Spamton NEO's DEFENSE is towering. ATTEMPTING TO DAMAGE SPAMTON NEO BELOW 6% HP * Spamton NEO recovered HP with Pipis! TURN 1 * I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE JUST A LOST [Little Sponge]. * SLEEPING AT THE BOTTOM OF A DUMPSTER! TURN 2 * I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING I HAD! MY LIFE ADVICE! * I TOLD YOU [4 Left] AND ASKED YOU [Buy] OR [Don't Buy]! TURN 3 * I GAVE YOU MY [Commemorative Ring] FOR THE PRICE OF [My Favorite Year]! TURN 4 * AND THIS IS HOW YOU [Repay] ME!? TREATING ME LIKE [DLC]!? TURN 5 * NO, I GET IT! IT'S YOU AND THAT [Hochi Mama]! * YOU'VE BEEN [Making], HAVEN'T YOU! TURN 6 * YOU'VE BEEN MAKING [Hyperlink Blocked]! * AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SUPPLY, YOU DON'T NEED ME!!! TURN 7 * I WAS TOO [Trusting] TOO [Honest]. * I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A MAN OF THE [PIPIS]. A REAL [PIPIS] PERSON! TURN 8 * I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WOULD HAVE USED MY [Ring] FOR [Evil]... * OH, [Right]. THAT'S WHY I SOLD IT TO YOU TURN 9 * YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick] * IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]? TURN 10 * WELL, YOU'RE [$!$!] RIGHT! BUT DON'T BLAME ME * WHEN YOU'RE [Crying] IN A [Broken Home] WISHING YOU LET YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON [Kill You] UNDER 10% HP * MY ESTEEM CUSTOMER I SEE YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO DEPLETE MY HP! * I'LL ADMIT YOU'VE GOT SOME [Guts] KID! * BUT IN A [1 for 1] BATTLE, NEO NEVER LOSES!!! * IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE [Bluelight Specil]. * DIDN'T YOU KNOW [Neo] IS FAMOUS FOR ITS HIGH DEFENSE!? * NOW... ENJ0Y THE FIR3WORKS, KID!!! SUBSEQUENT TURNS * ENJOY THE FIREWORKS, KID!!!! ❤️[Call for help] x1 * (Kris called for help...) (... but nobody came.) * WHAT!? YOU'RE CALLING FRIENDS!? * YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME WITH YOUR FRIENDS' [Magic]!? * GO AHEAD, [Kid]... CALL ALL YOU WANT! * NO ONE WILL EVER PICK UP ❤️[Call for help] x2 * (Kris called for help...) (... but nobody came.) * GO AHEAD AND [Scream] INTO THE [Receiver]. * THE [Voice] RUNS OUT EVENTUALLY * YOUR [Voice] THEIR [Voice] * UNTIL YOU REALIZE YOU ARE ALL ALONE ❤️[Call for help] x3 * (Kris called for help...) (... but nobody came.) * THERE WILL BE NO MORE [Miracles] NO MORE [Magic]. * YOU LOST IT WHEN YOU TRIED TO SEE TOO FAR.... * ... YOU LOST IT... ❤️[Call for help] x4 * (Kris called for help...) (... but nobody came.) * YOU MAKE ME [Sick]! * MUTTERING YOUR [Lost Friends] NAMES AT THE BOTTOM OF A [Dumpster]! * NO ONE'S GONNA HELP YOU!!! * GET THAT THROUGH YOUR [Beautiful Head], YOU LITTLE [Worm]! ❤️[Call for help] x5 * (You whispered Noelle's name...) * ... HER? * YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO [Use] HER!? * HA HA HA HA!!! * YOU THINK SHE CAN [Hear] YOU NOW, MUTTERING HER NAME!? * WHAT'S SHE GONNA DO, MAKE ME AN [Ice Cream]!? * HEY, IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME?

OPTIONAL ENCOUNTER

OPENING THE SUSPICIOUS DRAWER * RALSEI: H-huh...? This is... * SUSIE: Damn, Tenna's coming! Split! CH2 ACT/FIGHT ROUTE WAS COMPLETED * TENNA: What the-- how did THIS get out here!? * My secret...! No! Everyone... Everyone's gonna know I... * It's... It's over. * I'm at my limit... If only anyone was here for me... * I'd even take that little mailman... IF Dealmaker IS EQUIPPED * (Suddenly the [Dealmaker] came out of your inventory...!?) IF PuppetScarf IS EQUIPPED * (Suddenly the [PuppetScarf] came out of your inventory...!?) * SPAMTON: [Trash heap]!!! YOU KEPT IT!!! YOU REALLY DO CARE!!! * WHAT THE...!? * HOW THE WHAT THE MAMA WHAT THE HECK THE * WOH MAMMA WOAH MAMMA * MA WHAT'S WOAH MAMA MIA WHAT'S * WHAT'S WHAT THE MAMA MIA WHAT'S WOH MAMA MIA MAMA MIA * WOAH HECK * WHAT THE MAMMA HEY HECK HECK WOAH * WOH WOAH MAMA MIA * MAMA MIA HECK * HECK MAMA MIA * MAMMA WHAT'S MAMMA * MAMMA HEY MAMMA MAMMA MAMA MIA MAMA MIA * HECK MA MA WOH MAMA MIA WHAT'S WHAT THE * MAMMA HECK MAMMA MAMMA MA * WOH WHAT'S MAMMA WHAT'S MAMMA * MA HEY WOAH MA HECK MA * HEY WHAT THE WHAT THE WOAH HEY WOAH * MAMMA * HOW THE WHAT THE MAMA WHAT THE HECK THE * WOAH WHAT THE MA * WOAH WHAT'S * WOAH WOH * HEY WOH * MAMA MIA WOAH MA HECK * WHAT'S HEY MAMMA WHAT'S * HEY WOAH * WOH WHAT'S MAMMA MAMA MIA MAMMA MAMMA WOAH * MA MAMMA MA HEY WOAH WHAT THE * WOH HEY * MAMMA * What the HECK is THAT THING!? * Some kind of RAT!? Some kind of CREATURE!? * DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE... * STAY AWAY FROM HER, you FIEND!!! * Oh, my little darling! Are you okay!? * Did that overly small weird unidentifiable thing hurt you!? * Don't worry! You're gonna go someplace SAFE!!! * KRIS. * I'M NEVER [Doing that] AGAIN. IF Dealmaker IS EQUIPPED * ([Dealmaker] returned to your inventory.) IF PuppetScarf IS EQUIPPED * ([PuppetScarf] returned to your inventory.) * Okay. CH2 WEIRD (SNOWGRAVE) ROUTE COMPLETED OR ITEMS NOT EQUIPPED * TENNA: Wh... What? How did this...!? * I... I don't know what this is!!! * AUDIENCE: Tenna, is that... yours...? * It's a shame, who knew Tenna was into this stuff? * Gross... * S-so I saved one... * What's the big deal!? Everyone does it!!! * C'mon, don't act like you've never had one before!!! * C'MON!!!! * Okay. PIPIS INTERACTED WITH * (Pipis was added to your ITEMs.) RALSEI & SUSIE: * (Why...) PIPIS FLAVOR TEXT INITIAL * A certain person's special "???" Cannot be used in battle. AFTER SOME TIME * A certain person's special "???" It's now tweeting. AFTER SOME ADDITIONAL TIME * A certain person's special "???" It's now making a clucking noise. * NOTE: All noises are more frequent in the Z-Rank Room

TENNA BOSS BATTLE

FLAVOR TEXT IF Dealmaker IS EQUIPPED & CH3 WEIRD (SWORD) ROUTE NOT COMPLETED * THE [Tragic businesmen] THAT [Died] AT THE [Now] OF THE [Story]