Single Brackets
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Single words
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Body Parts
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[Guts] [Nose] [Noses] [Heads] [Heart] [Hands] [Eyes] [Mouth] [Face] [Soul] [Body]
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Places
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[Mansion] [Trailer] [City] [World] [Heaven] [Dumpster] [Fountain]
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People
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[Angel] [Boy] [My] [Sponge] [Slime] [Kids] [Kid] [Mike] [Schmoes] [Daves] [Friends] [Clown] [Neo]
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Money & Deals
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[Big] [Shot] [Money] [Afford] [Deal] [Deals] [Splurge] [Pay] [Buy] [Winning] [Gifting] [Trusting] [Honest] [Repay] [DLC] [Making] [Calls] [Stealing] [Pockets]
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Violence
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[Sting] [Spitting] [Stomping] [Die] [Killing] [Killed] [Kill] [Evil] [Bullets] [Scream]
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Objects
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[Balloons] [Ring] [KeyGen] [Chain] [Wires] [Wire] [Eggs] [PIPIS] [Receiver]
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Other
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[Freedom] [Breathe] [Regret] [Shots] [Desperate] [There] [Proud] [Fire] [Water] [Part] [2] [50] [Ga-Ga] [Gone] [Why] [Y] [Yellow] [Gamma] [Right] [Crying] [Magic] [Voice] [Miracles] [Sick] [Use] [Hear] [Big.]
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Two-word phrases
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People
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[Hochi Mama] [Frozen Chicken] [Side Chick] [A Weakling!] [Gameshow Host] [Little Sponge] [Big Shot]
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Self
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[Long-Nosed Doll] [Real Boy] [Comeback Special] [Victory Smoke] [Second Form] [Next Trick] [BIG SHOT] [Beautiful Head]
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Violence
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[Die Now] [Kill You] [Rapidly-Shrinking] [Cathode Screams] [Burning acid] [4 Left]
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Money & Deals
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[Hyperlink Blocked] [Wacky Stacks] [Account Details] [City Livin'] [One Purchase] [Deal Insurance] [Free Value] [Don't Buy] [Little Nipper] [One-way Ticket] [Smooth Taste] [1000th Customer] [Commemorative Ring] [Free KROMER]
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Other
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[Deep Abyss] [Rosen Graves] [Cathode Screens] [Good part] [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce] [Broken Home] [Ice Cream]
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Phrases
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unorganized
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[Like and Subscribe] [Storing up for the winter!] [High Quality Encryption] [The Low Low Price Of] [Luxurious Basement Apartment] [Friend Request Accepted] [Blow Your Mind!?] [Shut Your Mouth] [Friday Night Work Out] [Press F1 For] [Make Money, Not War] [Rip People Off] [Beating People Up] [Ride Around Town] [Attention Customers! Clean up on Aisle 3!] [3 Easy Payments of $9.99!] [50-percent faster than similar products] [No Money Back!] [The Smooth Taste Of] [8000 Life Points] [A Free Meal] [Fifty Percent Off] [Total Jackass stunts] [My Favorite Year] [1 for 1] [Power of NEO]
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Misspelt or weird
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unorganized
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[Specil Guaranttee] [ A Ride around Town on Our Specil Cungadero] [Irresistable Deals] [No Money Back Guaranttee] [W1ld Pr1zes!] [HonestMan] [Number on theB4ck] [3 for One Specil] [Lyeing Around……] [Specil] [Specil Tour] [HeartAttack] [BreaKing] [CracKing] [Unforgettable D3als] [Genorisity] [Friend(s)] [Electricaty] [Turn up the JUICE!] [Make Sure You Don't Get It On Your Shoese!] [Inventorium] [Half-Pr1ce Sallamy] [Thanks ] [Becomed] [Bluelight Specil]
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Double Brackets
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Single words
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unorganized
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[[Die]] [[Communion]] [[Easels]] [[CRTs]] [[Funky]] [[Worm]] [[Transfer]] [[Stranger]] [[Drain]] [[Hearts]] [[$4.99]] [[Burning]] [[Guts]] [[Terrifying]] [[Dead]]
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Two-word phrases
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unorganized
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[[Encyclopedia of]] [[Being Afraid]] [[Hyperlink Blocked]] [[Hyperlink Blocked.]] [[Request Accepted]] [[Big Shot]] [[Silly Strings]] [[Little Sponge]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] [[Ant-sized]]
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Phrases
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unorganized
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[[On A Saturday Night]] [[A Great Deal]] [[Workout-Ready Body]] [[Designed BY The Classics You’ve Come To Expect! ©1997]] [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] [[Clown Around Town!]] [[Shoot For the Sky!]] [[The Big One]] [[At Half Price]] [[Anything You See On TV!]] [[Pass My Savings Onto You!]] [[Warning! If you consent to the terms and agreements,]] [[OUR STORE is PERMANENTLY Closing Down!!]] [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] [[Lost Control Of Your Life]] [[Show it off?]] [[Discomfort And Abdominal Pain]] [[Home-made Storefront Site]] [[Trash Area Closed For Repairs.]] [[Like And Subscribe]] [[Man, Woman, or Child]] [[Abandoned you for the slime]]
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Misspelt or weird
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unorganized
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[[A LimiTed Time Only!]] [[Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation? You too can]] [[Unintelligble Laughter]] [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] [[Specil Deal]] [[HeartShapedObject]] [[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce!]] [[Genorisity]] [[Cungadero]]
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ALL CAPS
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unorganized
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[[MIKE]] [[WHY]] [[BIG SHOT]] [[BIG SHOT!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]] [[LIGHT.]] [[BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER]] [[SOUL]] [BIG] [BUY] [MAMA] [NEO] [EX]
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Sometimes missing words with just a blank space or cutting himself off
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HEY EVERY !
SPAMT
BELIEVE IT OR !!
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Excessive use of exclamation points and questions marks and both. (Up to 5 of one, or 6 of a mix)
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FIND IT!! KRIS!!! HOCHI MAMA!!!!
DAYS?? OF??? SPAMTON????
WHAT!? THINK!?!? DISK!?!?
[Balloons]??? [High Quality Encryption]!!! [[Die]]!!
“WHAT!? GO MYSELF!? KRIS!!!!! NO!!!!!”
“WHAT!?!? YOU DON"T NEED IT!?!?”
“… Kris…? Kris!? KRIS!?!?!?”
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Sometimes full stops before or after exclamation point(s)
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[1000th Customer]!!.
AN AWESOME PRICE.!
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Censored swears and words
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[$!$$] (probably piss) “DEALS SO GOOD I'LL [$!$$] MYSELF!”
[$!X$] (probably shit?) “[$!X$]ING MYSELF!!!”
[$!$!] (probably fuck?) “TO [$!$!] ME OVER”
[@$@!] (no idea. smooth?) “THE [@$@!] TASTE OF SPAMTON”
[$!?!] (… stop???) “WAIT!! [$!?!] THE PRESSES!”
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Not full sentences
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MONEY NO
MANSION… BASEMENT! FIND IT!!
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Laughter
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EAHAHAHAHAA!!
EAHAEHAEHAEHAEH!!!
EAHEAHEAH
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
HAHAHA!! HAHAHA!!!
HA HA HA …
HA HA HA HA!!!
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Sometimes randomly drops letters to lower case (especially before apostrophes)
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IS WAITING For
EmptyDisk!!!
THat'll be 1997 KROMER.
ENL4RGE Yourself
Get Big and WIN
YOU DOn'T HAVE ENOUGH
Kid, you're [Killing] me!
1000 Fr3e KROmer
I WOn'T FORCE YOU
It's still DARK… SO DARK!
[Heaven], are you WATCHING?
DID YOU WANT TO BE… Did you wanna be…
… Kris…? Kris!? KRIS!?!?!?
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Repeated words/phrases
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THE MEN INSIDE WOULD THE MEN INSIDE WOULD
I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO.
THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY
THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY
[Angel], [Angel]
SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??
WRONG ANSWER!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! TRY AGAIN!!!
BIG
BIG
KRIS.
KRIS.
KRIS.
KRIS.
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Numbers replacing letters (particular 1 3 and 4…)
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Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation?
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE
ENL4RGE
DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE
TAKE THE DE4L.
TALKING AB04T!
[Number on theB4ck]
1000 Fr3e KROmer
W1LD PR1ZES
Half-Pr1ce
FIR3WORKS
Cutting up sentences with full stops
KRIS! YOU AND ME. ARE ALREADY
NOW KRIS. DON'T BE GREEDY. HAND OVER. THE DISK.
THEN. KRIS. AFTER. THIS IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT.
GO BACK. AND PUT. THE DISK. BACK. WHERE YOU GOT IT.
AND I HAVE JUST. THE THING. YOU NEED.
THAT'S RIGHT. YOU. I NEED YOU. TO BE BIG. WITH ME.
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Random spaces (In words, before/after punctuation)
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EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE
HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
I'M A SALESMAN , I WAS NEVER IN IT FOR THE MONEY!!!
DID YOU HAVE AN YMORE?
I WILL GIVE Y OU ANOTHER DEAL
ANY MORE!!!!
VERY VERY BIG
Y O U HAVE
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Missing Spaces
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SOUNDS GOOD. DOESN;T IT?KID?
HOTSINGLE
TAKE THEDEAL!!!
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Missing comma
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AN ABSOLUTELY [[Terrifying]] PRICE PRICES SO LOW
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Apostrophe replaced with semicolon
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SOUNDS GOOD. DOESN;T IT?KID?
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Random
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E_MAIL
LIGHT nER!
LIGHT neR<
SPECIL
DELICIS KROMER
YOUR A BIGSHOT!!
AND DON'T… FORGET!
H E A V E N
MY ESTEEM CUSTOMER
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Sentence doesn't make much sense (but we get the drift)
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ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE?
MEET LOCAL SINGLES STRAIGHT FROM [My]
W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER,
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS [Big.]
GO [Ga-Ga] AND [Die]
MEANS YOU'VE WON [A Free Meal] TO [Winning]?!
WHY!? [Y]!? [Yellow]!? [Gamma]!?
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Bonus
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Hyperlink Blocked = SOUL???
THEN WE WILL TRANSFER.
MY [[Hyperlink Blocked]].
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