- HYMN
- * Heaven knows
- * the story that we've born
- * from our hearts
- * Of the shadows cutting deep
- * and the heroes that save us
- * Heaven knows
- * The beauty of the soul
- * and we weep
- * To the majesty and
- * pray we not forget
- * the tale of DELTARUNE
- HOLY WORDS (CATTY'S VERSION)
- * Oh my god, so like, the Angel, that's watching over all of us?
- * It has, like, this COOL prophecy, like, foretold by time and space.
- * And, like, um... ummm... like, like...
- * OK, so like, I'm kind of paraphrasing here, but,
- * There's, like, these heroes, and they're like, SO cool.
- * They have like, swords and stuff?
- * And there's one with like, ummm, horns?
- * He's honestly SO cute.
- * I mean, there, like, aren't any pictures, but like,
- * IDK why, I just imagine him, as, like, cute!
- * Like, OMG, pinch his cheeks and give him a pumpkin pie!
- * Give him a, like, a fat-free cat food coupon clipping!
- * We, have like, such A HUGE pile of those to get rid of OMG
- * But, like, what's amazing, is how, like, these heroes,
- * Are like, oh my god, they're like...
- * The thing is, they could be like, any one of us, you know?
- * So, like, that's the thing, like,
- * You gotta keep in mind we could ALL be!!!
- * Someone that might change the world, right?
- * So we should all, like... be nice to each other, right?
- * That's, like, the main... thingy? Of our religion, right?
- * Like, just be nice to everyone! We're all family!
- * No matter what kinda person or who they are!
- * Like, we believe weird crap but we're totally, like, welcoming!
- * You don't know who's gonna grow up to be a hero, right?
- * Like... even maybe, like, I'm actually a Hero too?
- * Like, maybe I'm keeping a secret from you guys...?
- * Psyche! It's totally not me hahaha.
- * ... or is it?? Like, totally keeping you guessing, right?
- * And yeah, like, OK, yeah, that's not the whole thing.
- * Maybe bad things happen in the story too.
- * Like... what's it called? A calamity?
- * But, like, it's like, all cool because, like...
- * ...
- * OK actually I don't remember what happens???
- * I always fell asleep during the reading TBH LOLLLLL
- * Oh my god while I'm, like, up here, can I like, give some shout outs?
- * Like, shout-out to my mom and dad...
- * Hey mom and dad!
- * And, like, shout out to my little sister,
- * Who couldn't make it here today.
- * IDK what she's doing, communing with demons or something? LOL
- * Yeah, she like, DOES that. LOL. So cute am I right???
- * She should come here and like,
- * Bask in like, some totally holy light some time.
- * Lap her tongue in the holy bowl of cat drinking water -
- * Oh my god, what? That's not for drinking?
- * OMG, I kept drinking it because I was thirsty!! LOL!!
- * OMG!!! Hahahahaha!!!
- * Hahahahaha!!!
- * Huh? The reading's over?
- * Aww, okay...
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