"THE NATIONAL SPAMTON™" - Strangs Atached

ALL RISE FOR THE "THE NATIONAL SPAMTON™"

"ODE TO SPAMTON™"

HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS
AND WITH HEARTY PIPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS
NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER
THAN HE WHO DENIS
THAT SPAMTON GAVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN

WILD PRIZE

NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK
THAN HE FUNNY
A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY

YOU MAY ASK, WHO IS NEXT?
YOU MAY ASK, WHO WILL BE?
WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO 3?
ME DON'T KNOWS, AND ME DON'T CARES!
ME ONLY CARE ABOUT SPANETOM
THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!

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SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,
OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST
AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST
I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS
KROMER SANDWHICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SOME MORES

HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT
I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT
AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE
I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE

I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM

(EMOTIONALLY) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!

I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES

(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES!

I DON'T NEED TV ANYMORE!

SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!

I'LL DRESS IN THINE FACE AND IN THINE COSTUME
AND SMILE WHILE ODES TO YOUR GREATNESS I PRUNE
I'LL LEND MY LIFEFORCE
I'LL GIVE ALL MY POWER
EVEN IF IN DOING I DIE IN 1 HOUR!
IT'S ALL FOR THIS MESSAGE, LISTEN FORTH TO MY PLEA

PLAY SPAMTON WARS NOW, FREE ON PIPIS 3
PLAY SPAMTON WARS NOW, FREE ON PIPIS 3

SPAMTON, OF ALL MEN WHO EVER LIVED, YOU ARE THE BEST
MAY THE HYMN OF THE ANGELS SING THEE TO THEY REST

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