Auctions

AUCTION #1 - FINAL BID: $11,100

Giant Golden Berdly Statue

TEXT REFERENCES:

* The character 天, meaning 'Heaven'

* Harlem Shake

* Ice Bucket Challenge

THIS IS IT FELLOW [Adults], him THE ULTIMATE [W1ld Pr1z3], THE [Golden Bird] WITH [Heaven's symbol enscribed into its] ASS.

SPANNING A [Tall] AND MADE OF REAL [yellow-bellied] METAL, THIS IS A [Faithful], [Large-Scale Recreation] OF THE BEST THING I EVER FOUND IN THE [Trash]

I CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON SUCH A PRICELESS OBJECT OF SENTIMENTAL VALUE!!! THEREFORE, I WILL LET [You guys] DECIDE THE PRICE BY [spending as much money as possible].

THAT'S RIGHT, [L@@K!] IT'S AN [Online auction] BABY ! GET OUT YOUR CYBER [skin wallets] AND GIVE ME THE [digits on the back] RIGHT NOW!!!

I CAN SEE YOU HESITATING. MAKING A [Guilt]Y FACE. WELL DON'T WORRY, TURN THAT FROWN [360 degrees and walk] CLOSER !!!! CLOSER !!!!

ALL THE MONEY WILL GO TO THE [Little guys] LIKE ME!!! THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S [Charidy]!!! SO [Harlin Shake] YOUR WALLET AND [#SPAMTONCHALLENGE] FOR THE KIDS!!!!

Unboxing video of the berd!

AUCTION #2 - FINAL BID: $22,100

The Mona Spamton

THE [Ultimate Must Have Merchandise] FOR ANY SPAMTON [Lover's Pizza] IS HERE!!!

THIS IS [History's First Fully Authentic] PAINTING, CREATED WITHOUT USING [Digital Assistance], BUT BY ACTUALLY USING [Oil] ON [Canvas]!!

EACH DETAIL HAS BEEN LOVINGLY [Smothered In Crude Oil] BY THE [Classics You've Come To Expect] WHO ALSO CREATED THE [Golden Bird Heaven Statue]!!!

THIS PRICELESS [artizenel] WORK IS MORE THAN JUST WORTHY OF BEING IN A [Museum], IT'S ALSO WORTHY OF BEING [Sold Shamelessly To The Highest Bidder]!!

GET OUT THOSE [pocket]BOOKS NOW!!! AND I KNOW YOU HAVE [Spacious Pockets], SO YOU'D BETTER MAKE THOSE NUMBERS [Big]!!!!