Q & A
9/17/2022
@Shayy_TV asked:
WHAT ARE THE LYRICS TO "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A" I NEED TO KNOW
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
[Sucbscrube] TO SPAMTON [Lyrics Jeanist] NOW FOR $3,99! THE FIRST THREE LETTERS ARE [Free]!
F
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9/17/2022
@TSwitched asked:
Spamton, what is your favorite food?
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
A todos los que no saben qué es PIPIS! we're back at Pipis "The Original" because it's absolutely The best food,marburitas and service . Don't drink the water,
9/17/2022
@dollyglot asked:
spamton what's your opinion on men do you like men
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
I LIKE [anyone and anything] THAT GIVE ME [Money]!! TRANSMIT [Kromer] TO ME AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW I'LL BE BEGGING FOR YOUR [HeartShapedObject]!!
9/17/2022
@Robodoggiez asked:
Spamton what is your opinion on MLM (Multi Level Marketing) business practices?
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
A REAL [Business Loving Businessman] HAS NO NEED FOR [Practice], HE JUST GOES RIGHT IN THERE AND [Invest! Invest! Invest!]
AND IF I GET [Kissed on the mouth] DOING THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO [take it]!
9/17/2022
@Derpisms asked:
Spamton, you amazing, marketable, and handsome fellow... do you know anything about Dess Holiday?
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
"DESS..." THAT'S THE ONE THAT [Hochi mama] ALWAYS RESPONDED TO [Fr33 fr13nd f1ndh3r] EMAILS ABOUT!!! SADLY I COULD NOT [extract personal information for profit], I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW HER [Acc0unt numb3r]
9/17/2022
@FactUndertale asked:
Spamton G. Spamton, if it's alright to ask, what is your relationship with the Addisons?
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
AH!!! HA!!! NOW THAT I'M [Big] THOSE [sloppy sams] DON'T EVEN REGISTER ON MY [wildlife scout radar $9.99]. THEY'RE GONE FROM MY [Scrapbook], NOT EVEN IN MY [Crapbook],
I KNOW NOW OUR [Friends ship] WAS ALL [deepf4k3d]. EVEN THE ONES I THOUGHT I [knew], WOULD NEVR BE SEEN WITH ME [in the public ]. [Bad for business]!? WHO IS!? I'LL BE SHOWING YOU WHO'S [Business]!!!
9/17/2022
@Szkraft220 asked:
Hey there, Spamton! You loveable salesman, you!
Question: How fond of you(or can you connect with) cats? There seems to be a lot in Cyber World (neon cat signs, tasques, their manager...) So I wanted to know what were your feelings on them!
Also what's your favourite food?
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT [Cats]!? WHAT AM I, YOUR [favorite search engine]!? FINE, I'LL GIVE YOU SOME [Free tool tips and funny animations!]HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF [elemental pairs]!?
WITH AN [Valuable item], YOU CAN DEFEND AGAINST [Puppet/Cat], OR [Thunder/Light], [Dark/Star]... JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE [$#£*] THAT USE [Death/Scythe]!!! NEVER AGAIN!!!!
9/17/2022
@emihead asked:
is spamton your full name or is it short for something
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
SPAMTON IS SHORT FOR
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!!!
DID YOU EVEN READ MY [le3gitimate busin3ss certificate]!? [L@@K]!!!
[Unapproved certificate error.]
9/17/2022
@GuhHuzzah asked:
Spamton, why do they call it "oven" when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
WHAT THE -- I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR WAY OF SPEAKING!!! TRY USING SOME [Brackets] OR [Random sp4m quotes] TO MAKE MORE SENSE!!!!
9/17/2022
@WavePrism__ asked:
did the knight also pour milk on your and slam you against the walls of their fountains, causing a loud thud
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
WHO THE [$#£] IS [The Knight]??????
IF YOU WANNA [Milk me] GET IN LINE, WE DON'T DO THAT WITHOUT [A 72 hour paid Appointment]!!
9/17/2022
@_rynogg asked:
Spamton, I must know the methods of your marketing genius. To you, what is so special about SOULs that are so... desirable?
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
GET SOME [Big] I CAN SEE PAST THE [Dark] FINALLY [Becoming a real boy]!
IF ANYONE HAS ANY EXTRA [HeartShapedObject] LYING AROUND IT COULD HAVE VALUE!!!
CALL NOW!
9/17/2022
@hollyrogerbay asked:
this one was actually answere in game i believe it was from an (obviously failed) attempt to disguise himself as Swatch to sneak into Queen's mansion
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
DISGUISE!?! WHAT!? THAT GUY [Steal my look]!! OKAY, MAYBE HE [Steal]ed BACK WHAT I TOOK FROM HIM, BUT [Who wore it better?]
WITH MY [$0.99 glasses] AND MY [-$0.99] HAIR, HE MIGHT AS WELL NOT EVEN TRY!!!
TO THINK HE ONCE PRETNEDED TO [be my f r13nd NOW]! THERE TO [always listen to a] [shoulder to cry on]. BUT IN THE END HE ONLY [always listen to a] [Smoking Hot @$$ NOW]!!!
9/17/2022
@colliholly asked:
Spamton, how do you feel about your numerous adoring fans and the copious amounts of art featuring your stunning visage?
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
NOTHING BUT [Adoration] AND [Exploitation] RIGHT BACK FOR YOU [Fellow freaks]!
I ALWAYS KNEW [my audience] WAS CHEERING FOR ME!!
NOW PLEASE STOP TAKING [my furniture] OUT OF MY
9/17/2022
@persondotjpeg asked:
Spamton do you Please help me I need some novelty paint brushes
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
SEND ME [666666] NEO[Kromer] I WILL BUY THEM FOR YOU!
9/17/2022
@profilysreturn asked:
Hi spamton big fan .. one a scale of one to 10 how much do you like pipis
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
100,,000000,000,0,00000,0000,000000,000000000000.314!!!!
9/17/2022
@Hallowraith asked:
Spamton! What would you say is the best feature of the special, classic Cungadero??
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
[Feel the breeze] AS YOU [Drive around town], EASY!
AND [Don't forget] ABOUT OUT CONVENIENT [electronic lighter], IT REALLY HURTS IF YOU [Stick your nose] IN THERE!!! OUCH!!!
9/17/2022
@AlexRochonVA asked:
Spamton, are the rumor true that your wife took the kids and forced you into a brutal alimony payment? What are your thoughts on being the National Video Game Divorce Mascot
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
DID I HEAR [mony]!? DONATE NOW TO SPAMTON SWEEPSTAKES!!!
9/17/2022
@Goob_Comics asked:
Spamton, you absolute hottie, how can I have a nose as seliciously long as yours?
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
[Hit the gym] KID
9/17/2022
@pyramidserum asked:
why do you look like that
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
JUST ANOTHER [lasting effect on my health from] BECOMING A [Big Shot]!!! [This could be you]!!! DON'T YOU WANNA LOOK JUST LIKE ME!? GIVE ME YOUR
9/17/2022
@LoreliVick asked:
Hey Spamton G. Spamton,
Do you know of the "marrying Spamton becomes legal" thing that Fangamer is doing and if so, how do you feel about it?
And if the goal is reached, then You're going to get a lot of marriage requests.
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
YES!!! IF [the rumor true], I WILL MARRY [Any fan], BUT [Warning! Warning]!!! WE WILL ALSO [Divorced], AND [forced you into a brutal][mony payment]!!!!
NOW THAT'S [ication to the one you love]!!!
9/17/2022
@transmascemail asked:
spamton do you dye/color your hair
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
I [Die] EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY I FEEL LIKE I'M [Dying]. AND MY INSIDES TURN A LITTLE MORE [black and charred].
9/17/2022
@oolaalee asked:
Spamton what's the best way to avoid non-apparent viruses and other scams online I am very scared of the "trojan" and its side effects please help
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
I AM [sending help] RIGHT NOW!!! DOWNLAOD [th1s em41l] FOR [fr33 ant1virus]!!!! [Right-click] THE FRIENDLY [Worm] THAT COMES UP, I WILL [Killed] YOUR COMPUTER SO YOU WILL [never be afraid of hope again]
9/17/2022
@citruscrisp asked:
WHAT DOES FRIED PIPIS TASTE LIKE
← pipis
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
[Fry]!? YOU'D MAKE "THE BOYS" INTO A [Deep fryd m3m3]!?
ONLY A [Freak of nature] WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!
LOOKS DELICIS THOUGH!! AND [Cheap]!!!
9/17/2022
@kfc2991 asked:
SPAMTON !!! MY [acquaintince that I have acquired.] I WOULD LIKE OT ASK YOU A SPECIL [question]!!! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS KIND FELLOW [the image I have inserted below]. HE'S BEEN [all over the television] AND I'M [dying] TO KNOW!!!
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
DON'T SHOW ME THIS [fool] IN [clown's clothing]!!! ALL HE THINKS ABOUT IS [Games, Games, Games] WHILE I'M OUT HERE [Busting my @$$] INTO A [Sc3nt3d Candell]!!! EVEN IF I [Cheated] [(theoretically)] I NEVER [You're Winner] EVEN ONCE!!! [$#£*] HIM AND [$#£* the ketchup kids]!!!
9/17/2022
@spacerace127 asked:
what does your EX form look like 👀
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
[$#£*] IF I KNOW THEY DIDN'T EVEN LET ME [Transform]!!!!
9/17/2022
@zalcuzidk asked:
do you think NFT'S are a good deal spamton
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
NOTHING [are a good deal spamton] UNTIL I SELL IT!!!
9/17/2022
@Retrospxcter asked:
Spamton, what would you recommend your audience during seasonal sales and limited items? Is there something you highly favor above your usual inventory?
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
[Thank you for the polite and kind query. We recommend you try the] SPAMTON'S ASS [Scented candle] FOR THOSE [cozy holiday nights at home], APPARENTLY IT ACTUALLY [Gives you a headache in seconds]!!!
9/17/2022
@WondersWeirdWay asked:
Hey Spamton, HUGE fan here. Was wondering why you look different to those outer salesmen guys in the city? Is it because you were always destined to stand out from them in a way?
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
ONCE I WAS LIKE THEM, JUST [A little shorter than the others]. BUT ONCE I STARTED USING [The] SPAMTON [Method] EVERY DAY, AND BECOME [Big] IN SECONDS! NOW THEY'RE SO [Small], SO [Microscopic] I [can't even see them anymore, even if I wanted to.]
9/17/2022
@ClaireT_Cookie asked:
What exactly is a pipis? is it a clam? an egg? or just something completely new? The question has been itching at me for generations
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
EGGS!? WHAT!? LOOK!! THAT'S "MR. PIPIS" TO YOU! EGGS... ONLY [friend like me] CAN CALL "THE BOYS" THAT. A WHITE ONE, THAT'S SURELY [another man's treasure]. [Think before you][Stink], FUNWAD!!! AND THANK YOU!
9/17/2022
@AceEx07 asked:
Spamton, is noelle your mother?
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
YOU THINK THAT [Hochi mama] IS MY [Mama hochi]!? NO!!! SHE'S JUST THE ONLY ONE THAT EVER READ MY... THAT EVER READ MY... THAT'S WHY I GAVE HER A [Little Blue Gift]!!! IT WAS THE WORLD'S FIRST [Charity]
9/17/2022
@Lisspeedvs asked:
Spamton, who is Mike? 👀
9/18/2022
Spamton G. Spamton answered:
[$#£*] YOU!!! ARE YOU ONE OF THAT [Cathode]'S CREW!? YOU GUYS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MIKE!! NOTHING!!! AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA STAY!!! YOU LEAVE HIM OUTTA THIS!!!